It’s been a long hot summer, not that we are complaining up here in Wisconsin. We will take as much sun as we can get. I took a trip to visit our neighbors of the immediate south, FIBs as we call them around here, to see our old friend Brian get hitched. I know my way around Chicago like I know my way around the back of my head.


…So obviously I got lost.
After a good hour of driving around in the hot sun in my black suit I stumbled upon the venue.

The wedding was at a pretty chill spot called Salvage One. It was filled with old bird cages, random mirrors, and other stuff that you might see in your grandma’s attic. The best part was the waterfall. Or maybe the moat.


After the best ceremony ever (it was 20 minutes tops!) we headed inside and crashed the smoothie bar. I love old buildings that have been gutted and redone. Yeah yeah I know that its trendy and there are a million of those now. So what.

Brian let me know that a “Vegan” wedding meant that we were eating rabbit food for dinner. Damn it. I knew I should have put “Meat” under special dietary needs when I RSVP’d. It’s not easy being a meatatarian these days. Turns out veggies aren’t that bad.

I had to sit at the kid table with all of the trouble makers. Lev and his lady flew in from Cali,

Jackson showed off his sweet bald spot he got from falling off of his fixie (Damn hipsters),

And Travis wowed James with his conversation skills.

After that I had to hit up the photo booth. Lets just say I wont need to pay for a new passport photo now.

It’s always good to catch up with old friends now that half of them are scattered across the country and not legally allowed back in Milwaukee. Awesome wedding. Congrats to Brain and Sofia!

Time to get ready for the next one.


























